FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE. ALL TEAM MEMBERS OF STRAKTOSPHERIC EMERGENCY RESPONSE CREW ARE ORDERED TO STATIONS IN PREPARATION FOR THE MAJOR "WINTER SNOWSTORM", IMMINENT, STRAKTOSPHERE. NON-ESSENTIAL STRAKTOSPHERIC PERSONNEL ARE PERMITTED TRAVEL UNTIL 0800SST THURSDAY. THE "SNOW" WILL BEGIN WEDNESDAY AFTERNOON AND REACH BLIZZARDING CONDITIONS THURSDAY AFTERNOON AND EVENING. TOTAL EFFECT MORE THAN HALF METER. CHECK BACK TO THIS POST FOR PERIODIC UPDATES AND URGENT ANNOUNCEMENTS, AND MAY GOD BLESS US ALL.
FOLLOWING ARE STATION ASSIGNMENTS FOR STRAKTOSPHERE CENTRAL REGION
RODRIGO STATION :: KOMMENATOR "GB"
DULE ORDINARY STATION :: KOOMENTATOR
PE LO JOULE STATION :: KOMMENTATOR "FARGIS"
YOUNG-SCHMITT STATION :: KOMMENTATORS "WAD" AND "MASS HYSTERIA"
EAST HUGH STATION :: KOMMENTATORS "MARSROVER" AND "HANDYMAN"
BRIGHT SKY-SIGNORELLI STATION :: KOMMENTATORS "JERRY SCHWANZ" AND "BEZERKER"
OOST STATION :: KOMMENTATOR "SARA B"
ANY S.E.R.C. TEAM MEMBER OR RESERVE TEAM MEMBER UNABLE TO SECURE STATION BETWEEN 0800SST THURSDAY AND 2200SST FRIDAY IS REQUESTED TO NOTIFY IMMEDIATELY.
0850SMT UPDATE. FIRST WAVE OF MAJOR "SNOW" PUSHING FROM SOUTH TO NORTH STRAKTOSPHERE. CURFEW ON NON-ESSENTIAL PERSONNEL EFFECTIVE 1200SMT. CONDITION REPORT REQUESTED FROM FOLLOWING STATIONS :: RODRIGO, PE LO JOULE, OOST
0140SMT UPDATE. ALL STATIONS REPORTING SEVERE CONDITIONS. SYSTEM EXPECTED TO CONTINUE WITH MALICE FOR A 34 HOURS PERIOD. CURFEW ON NONESSENTIAL PERSONNEL NOW EXTENDED THROUGH 2000SMT FRIDAY. STORM EXPECTED TO CONTACT EASTERN PORTIONS OF STRAKTOSPHERE AFTER FRIDAY 1200SMT. IN ANTICPATE, THE FOLLOWING OUTPOSTS ASSIGNMENTS ARE EFFECTIVE IMMEDIATELY:
TAKITAKI OUTPOST :: KOMMENTATOR "ZIPPY"
TAKIBORI OUTPOST :: KOMMENTATOR "TOASTY JOE"
KEACH IHO OUTPOST :: KOMMENTATOR "DSPLIT"
ANY S.E.R.C. OUTPOST RESERVE TEAM MEMBER UNABLE TO SECURE STATION IS REQUESTED TO NOTIFY.
45 komments:
UES [upper east side] Sector is secured. Repeat, UES Sector is secured.
DULE ORDINARY STATION :: KOOMENTATOR [[home, sick]] secured.
reportin' fer dooty.
YOUNG-SCHMITT (REMOTE STATION--SOUTH METRO):
It's coming. Slaughter your hogs and winter your vegetables.
snow late yesterday and now freezing rain. mother nature is ++--minus plus{--678} for being a dbag.
I'll git the kindling and Mass Hysteria 'll git the coal...
Ma, don't forget to bust the sod.
it's snowing.
PE LO JOULE STATION REPORTING SNOW.
BRIGHT SKY-SIGNORELLI STATION can only half secure station as Jerry Schwanz has been forced to drive to station R DELTA WEST. R DELTA WEST is secure. No idea if Bezerker has managed to get the home front ready.
R DELTA WEST reporting loads of snow, can't even see Office Depot from my window. what a shame!!!
YOUNG SCHMITT (REMOTE STATION-SOUTH METRO):
Confirmed reports of heavy snow and high winds.
mass hysteria, are they going to close the south metro station?
i report temporary breech at Dule in one hour. repeat temporary breech.
(grant due today)
:: ATTENTION STRAKTOSPHERIC TRAVELERS. RODRIGO STATION WILL *NOT* BE SECURED UNTIL 1700SMT. PLEASE PLAN ACCORDINGLY.
Remote Station: South Metro will remain open until 2:30pm.
It's snowing more now.
East Hugh Station secure; co-commander handyman on learning drill at station sattelite "NWHSU"; reported in safe at 1107h; f. catii(?) calm and snoozy; commander marsrover's work progressing as scheduled (grant due 3/15).
REPORT: As of 1149h co-commander handyman in transit to East Hugh Station from closed station satellite "NWHSU."
R DELTA WEST STATION not closing. Bezerker will have to secure BRIGHT SKY-SIGNORELLI STATION by himself. BOO!!!!
OOST STATION to be secured at 1600, pending Metro Transit safe delivery.
fargis--put a blanketon the car nomatter what.
dutchess county expecting massive rains which will then melt snow from two major storms (although aa DC major storm means waiting to be plowed out so one can drive to campus--sorry minnesotans but that's what major means here), then temp drops and it's iceland in the exurbs.
not to worry ma...cargis is in a rich person's garage until the weekend.
hope you got a big garage - 'cause i'm gonna put my cargis in it.
kommentator "brad spals" is plus >3< for humors
REPORT: at 1321h co-commander handyman arrived safely at East Hugh Station carrying rations.
EAST HUGH STATION :: SECURED.
ho. ly. shit.
what.
?
Never mind. Wow.
oh nothing. just the BLIZZARD!!!!!
DULE RE-SECURED
its definitly holy-shittable
YOUNG-SCHMITT STATION:
Ach, I canne poosh it awae aeny faster. Dammit Jim, We'rrrre takin' on tu much snoow!
RODRIGO STATION :: SECURED [BY SPANDEX, 1900SMT]
east coast school cancellation in anticipation of storm that hasn't even produced a single flake here yet.
YOUNG-SCHMITT (REMOTE STATION-SOUTH METRO):
03/02/07 - Cancelled.
The National Guard is coming.
KEACH IHO OUTPOST::SNOW ACCUMULATED IN RANGES OF 2, 3, AND 4 INCHES. SNOW DESCENDING AT RAPID SPEED, VARIABLE DIRECTION IN SMALL IRREGULAR FORMATIONS. OUTPOST SECURED THROUGH EXPENSIVE MEANS INVOLVING USING UTILITIES FOR ADDITIONAL HEATING.
TAKIBORI OUTPOST is secure, though extremely water-logged.
OOST STATION :: retro-reporting 3.1.2007 security; spent incapacitated by fear of plow and loss of internets.
dule ordinary :: snow emergency 7am tomorrow (3/3/07). engaging in major digging to get car out.
snow is no excuse for not posting
she has a point there. and 1 new post isn't going to cut it.
we have needs, you know...and especially when we're snowbound! (ignore the fact that it's sunny, warm, and melting like mad here.)
mmmm, can't report like you all do (even the lingo is alien to me having been raised in a mild climate and not in outer space by the sound of it) - space, that reminds me:
for past week I was in the NL and saw a beautiful moon eclipse there on saturday night. They say there won't be another one for us to see so clearly (meaning so high up in the sky) until the year 2027... now that made me ponder!
Thesmyr is back! Woohoo.
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